Brain Damage

 Your mother ingesting sperm is just one way you could get brain damage. Another way you could get brain damage is your mother ingesting more sperm.

Your mother ingesting sperm is just one way you could get brain damage. Another way you could get brain damage is your mother ingesting more sperm.

Overview
Commonly misspelled as Brian Damage, Brain Damage is the direct result of a sharp blow to the head or of something terrible your mother ingested (i.e., semen). More importantly, it’s also a damn fine Pink Floyd tune.

Symptoms
Drooling, biting, the irresistible urge to lick this overview.

Do I Have Brain Damage?
Did you notice that there is a typo in this sentence? If you read it again to check, then you have brain damage.

Treatment
Lots of pillows

Top Two Causes of Brain Damage
1. Participating in the MTV show Jackass
2. Watching the MTV show Jackass

Top Five Benefits of Brain Damage
1. No one will ask you to calculate a tip
2. You’ll never know you’re an imbecile
3. Political debates are exponentially more tolerable
4. Having nothing to lose makes you more dangerous in a cage fight
5. Simply taking out the garbage is considered “inspirational” and someone will blog about it