And speaking of time, it’s about time I take a moment to thank you for being a constant visitor to Doctors Etcetera. We hope our site is enriching your life and making it more meaningful every day. I honestly can’t believe it’s already been six weeks since we launched, mainly because that also means I’ve had this erection for six weeks. Just kidding, that’s an old doctor joke.
When we decided to create this site, we had one goal in mind: 1,000 hits a day. And we fall well short of that goal every 24 hours. Does that fact sting a little bit? Yes, it stings like Chlamydia—a disease we’re all a little too familiar with. But there’s not much you can do about Chlamydia. There’s simply no stopping it.
Nevertheless, we’ll keep bringing you medical fact after medical fact, because we’ll never lose site of our third goal: helping you become healthier and happier. (Note: our second goal is to stop looking at our Facebook feed so much.)
So what’s on the horizon for Doctors Etcetera? Well, this week one of our doctors has published his first piece on this site. His name is Dr. Finnegan, and he’s a urologist. A pretty good one at that. Only a couple botches. Not bad, considering he’s usually exhausted from his night job as sandwich artist at Subway.
And, of course, you’ve already been introduced to Dr. Braine a couple weeks ago (the ‘e’ is silent). He’s a good man, Dr. Braine. Something you might not know about him is that he has a serrated tongue. Just kidding about that. I honestly don't know if he has a serrated tongue, or any tongue at all for that matter.
Also on the horizon: e-cards, some medical and wellness videos, and more articles than you can fit into an army of HAZMAT suits.
Again, thank you for visiting Doctors Etcetera. We wish you nothing but the best. Unless you’re not sharing our site, in which case we hope you get the gonorrhea or something.
Dr. James Shallot
Doctor, President & Founder of Doctors Etcetera